我又一次错了。
看国产商业电影之前千万不能去碰历史资料！尤其是陈凯歌的电影！
真汗颜哪，把百家讲坛的5集翁思再讲梅兰芳看完也就算了，顶多也就是能看出几十处《梅兰芳》里的硬伤，
我怎么会傻到难以自制地再去看《霸王别姬》这种存在就是不给《梅兰芳》活路的神作！
连艺术性都被比没了，人家《梅兰芳》还拿什么来叫啊？
爱国？别开玩笑了，那种表面上的主旋律都听腻了。
也不能怪马脸黎和冷淡章的演技，人家已经定型得太厉害，观众也被定型得太厉害，都是挑演员的人惹的祸。
梅就不说了，还我冬皇啊！那个愤笔写公开信嘲讽梅兰芳[1]的冬皇，那个敢毅然嫁给杜月笙的冬皇！
套用陈某人的话：人，不能无耻到这个地步！
历史不历史，文艺不文艺，爱情不爱情，主旋律不主旋律，如此一四不象，也难怪柏林电影节上某人会空手而归了。
至于梅葆玖，我已经习惯于把他和毛新宇并列了。为什么名人下崽就不能学学艾青呢？
想来卒于1961年8月8日的梅兰芳，在解放后文艺革新的那几年里一定过得很不痛快。然而在文革开始后3个月就去世，没有像程蝶衣那样苦撑到文革后才得剑一刎，又何尝不是一种幸福呢。
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发表在1933年9月5日的天津《大公报》第一版上，连登三天，名为《孟小冬紧要启事》的文章。孟当时的愤怒依然凛冽在目，全文如下：“启者：冬自幼习艺，谨守家规，虽未读书，略闻礼教。荡检之行，素所不齿。迩来蜚语流传，诽谤横生，甚至有为冬所不堪忍受者。兹为社会明了真相起见，爰将冬之身世，略陈梗概，惟海内贤达鉴之。窃冬甫届八龄，先严即抱重病，迫于环境，始学皮黄。粗窥皮毛，便出台演唱，藉维生计，历走津沪汉粤、菲律宾各埠。忽忽十年，正事修养。旋经人介绍，与梅兰芳结婚。冬当时年岁幼稚，世故不熟，一切皆听介绍人主持。名定兼祧，尽人皆知。乃兰芳含糊其事，于祧母去世之日，不能实践前言，致名分顿失保障。虽经友人劝导，本人辩论，兰芳概置不理，足见毫无情义可言。冬自叹身世苦恼，复遭打击，遂毅然与兰芳脱离家庭关系。是我负人？抑人负我？世间自有公论，不待冬之赘言。抑冬更有重要声明者：数年前，九条胡同有李某，威迫兰芳，致生剧变。有人以为冬与李某颇有关系，当日举动，疑系因冬而发。并有好事者，未经访察，遽编说部，含沙射影，希图敲诈，实属侮辱太甚！冬与李某素未谋面，且与兰芳未结婚前，从未与任何人交际往来。凡走一地，先严亲自督率照料。冬秉承父训，重视人格，耿耿此怀惟天可鉴。今忽以李事涉及冬身，实堪痛恨！自声明后，如有故意毁坏本人名誉、妄造是非，淆惑视听者，冬惟有诉之法律之一途。勿谓冬为孤弱女子，遂自甘放弃人权也。特此声明。”
PS.我最近的blog是不是信息量太浓缩了？
两天前穿过满天风舞的樱花，钻进北安跨线去嘉定参加复试，
回来时已经满树浓荫，只有脚边的残瓣暗示这里曾有多少人驻足，拈花，顾影，巧笑。
不自觉地就回想起14年前的春天，记忆在明暗变幻中自动拼合，却一直找不到几个关键的部件，
更何况这颗理性大脑里的某个地方一直在提醒自己，
那不过是海马效应。
每个小孩都很特别，于是你开始怀疑世上那么多平凡的大人究竟是从哪来的。 -《Code 46》
从前，我们有《牛奶可乐经济学》，
现在，我们有《奶牛奶牛经济学》！
转自Digital Dream Design
21 Economic Models … explained with cows
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away…
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
VENTURE CAPITALISM - AN ICELANDIC CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by
your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated
general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island
Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven
cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows,
with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States,
leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then
buys your bull.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty
times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called ‘Cowkimon’ and market it worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of Democracy….
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive
人闲了什么无聊事都能干得出，比如说我用一个月时间把iBT的核心词汇过了一遍，书是06年3月版的老俞《TOEFL词汇词根+联想记忆法》。
原来现在都不说托福或者新托福，而是改用iBT这种意在不言中的玩艺儿。再改也还是ETS的捞钱工具，咱又有什么办法。
下面是摘录出的可能超过六级水平的词汇，也就是MVW，Most Valuable Words。花了45分钟人肉输入，外加Word自动Spell Check。
另有一份装B手册，明天放出。
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昨天临睡前用手机上BBS，看到有人说明天肯定会出分，于是就在床上翻啊……滚啊……
早上8点半就醒了，打开电脑，没出。
背单词做毕设都没心情了，干脆听着虾米的精选集翻冠男同学很久之前发给我的《Linux 101 Hacks》。
边翻边实践，不知不觉书看了一半，时间也到了三点。各路保研神仙纷纷发来电报询问情况，只有回之“还没出来，不过线大不了回家卖红薯”云云。
我是开玩笑，不过经过半年的沉静，现在的心态已经淡定了许多，就算没考上，路还多着呢。
此时BBS上已经风起云涌，简直能透过屏幕看到一颗颗冒着袅袅轻烟的心。
相信有更多的潜水者如我一样托着扑通扑通的小心肝在不断刷屏（其实我只是擦擦灰……）。
大概到了三点半，查分界面上猛然出现了第一门成绩，英语74，不高不低，略略安定，
此后查分页面简直就在玩弄我们的耐心，半小时左右出一门，
政治60，我尽力了。
数学107，比想象的好一点，
专业111，一颗大石头总算放了下来。
参考去年的分数线，进复试应该是没多大问题了。接下来全力准备复试……好吧，还有毕设，设计院项目和T。
此时不得不感叹小妮子讲的还是很有道理的：
成功的人总会忘记告诉别人自己在走向成功的这条路上走的多么辛苦，当然，确实，成功之后的喜悦会大大减少那种艰辛……
我还没真正拿到录取名额呢，就让我提前忘记吧。
推荐一位New Age风格的音乐人（好象我已经宣传给不少人了……）：Ludovico Einaudi。
之前对New Age的印象里基本只有Enya，Enigma，Yanni，久石让，Secret Garden，听了Ludovico的曲子才发现即使没有什么空灵的女声，凭轻重不一的黑白琴键也可以把人带入梦幻的世界。本来他的钢琴就轻重突出，有时再加上一些电子乐、小提琴，曲风更显得绮丽而不单调。尤为难得的是节奏跳跃灵动而不突兀，可以作为完美的工作背景音乐了。
Xiami上收录他的专辑太少了，我过几天可能会把从eMule上拖下来的另几张专辑放上去。顺便一提，有两张专辑带钢琴谱的哦。
